my dr is scheduling a colonoscopy for me. I am 22. have I mentioned how much I want to die enough times yet. maybe I won’t have the luxury of having a choice or say in the matter. I won’t say why I need a colonoscopy because if you are 22 there’s only one reason why any dr would ever insist you get one soon

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whenever I get hiccups I panic and think I am going to have them for months or years on end due to my propensity to develop unfortunate health conditions I have been hiccuping for past ten minutes and if they don’t stop soon I’m going to start crying

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